Archives: July 2011

Bronto Size Me

Even 11-year-olds know the new foodspeak.Recently a friend asked me to join her for a cup of coffee. We were catching up while moving with the line at the counter when suddenly, mid-conversation, she turned to the coffee-loompa and rambled off a half-dozen words that sounded like Dr. Seuss gibberish. The gibberish was repeated by two more of the coffee-loompas…